in possibly the most heartbreaking moment of his career, he consoles the kicker who shattered his dreams. and people want to fucking shit on this guy. i love josh allen.

Companies make it sound so simple to flip my fries halfway through but have any of them even tried?? Half my fries get flipped back to their original side and the other half falls on the floor

I thought for sure that Justin was coming when I saw the roller blades

This account put up all time numbers tonight

People from Massachusetts are like “but we have Harvard!” I live a mile away from that school and all it’s ever done for me is make my local trivia night extremely difficult

My signature may not be legible but you have to understand that I came up with that when I thought I’d be a professional hockey player

Someone cooked with these. I don’t know how but they captured every detail of fruit loops in these stupid beans. A miracle of science honestly

Of all the retirements I’ve seen in sports, this one hurts the most. Jeff Rimer was the voice of my childhood and Blue Jackets games just won’t be the same without him. Miss you already Jeff Rimer

The NBA play-in games are obviously awesome but there is something odd about watching two teams with losing records compete for the chance at a playoff spot

Can we all agree that after 30 songs you’re just yapping?

I keep seeing Olympic diving videos and I’m not super impressed. Then I realize it’s synchronized and there was another person behind that diver

I want Baker back

I don’t know what else to say at this point. Get this guy out of Cleveland

This must have been what it felt like when Jesus came to save us from our sins

I wonder how mediocre every LA and NY baseball team would be if they couldn’t buy their way to a World Series

Regardless of how the rest of the series goes I’ll never forget the way that Guardians game made me feel. Just incredible. Inspiring stuff

One of my favorite under appreciated moments from that game was Gimenez at bat right after Noel. The stadium was still rocking and he was swinging for First Energy stadium. He saw Judge and Stanton go back to back and thought why not me? ☠️

Also thank god Bob Costas wasn’t on the call for that game. We would’ve missed out on two all time calls from BA

The only thing I hate more than watching the Guardians lose is watching the Yankees win

How is NY supposed to compete in this league if they can’t double the spend minor market teams? Let’s come up with real solutions