"Pucker up, buttercup."

"You’re not wrong. Sure, got it." Dion agrees with both the comment about getting drunk just from kissing her, especially with how much she drinks, and also agrees to tell Rhys that Gaige was a good girl who didn’t bite. She leans towards her, kissing gently at first at least.

Dion turns red from blushing, the heat rising to her cheeks as the kiss gets more passionate. She matches Gaige, deepening the kiss and allowing her to do as she likes, as long as there’s no biting. Though honestly it didn’t matter to her, that was just part of the deal.

Dion is also surprised, but glad that it wasn’t her that’s bitten. She looks concerned as Gaige seems to be in pain, and she knows how much it hurts when you bite your own tongue. "You okay?" Well, obviously not, but she is just showing concern. Might not be appreciated though.

"Want me to kiss it better?" Dion says, joking really. She wonders if there’s any ice around to help soothe or numb the pain.

"Yes, you won. Don’t worry, I’ll let him know and you can get whatever reward you were offered." She waves her hand, smiling a little, though still concerned. She fishes around the area, and finds some alcohol, offering it. "It’ll sting at first, but it should numb it."

"Alright, alright. Sorry." Dion says, looking apologetic. She definitely doesn’t want Gaige to bolt and regret even kissing her. Not that she expects a repeat, but she doesn’t want the only memorable thing to be something painful. "I’ll get Zed."

"Alcohol isn’t enough anymore, I need to drink fabric softener."

"Alcohol may not solve my problems, but neither will water."

"Why isn’t there a sad sunglasses emoji? I need to show that I am unhappy but I’m still cool."

"Can’t believe I’m expected to work even though I don’t feel like it and would rather not right now."

"Hm…gotta check my list." For today: •Drink your coffee. •Stay focused and positive. •Don’t freak out. •Remember, stabbing people is wrong! •Are you wearing pants? "Everything seems in order."

"Just spilled coffee all over myself while I was standing there doing nothing today. When will my suffering end?"

"Coffee?! Where?!"

"Your Monday morning enthusiasm is creating a hostile work environment."