plotting and scheming

Nobody wishes you happy birthday harder than your mom’s friends on Facebook

can you watch them while I go smoke

i wanna be a part of the shark pile sooooo fucking bad

*except Victoria ♡ she’s an angel

me to my friends the morning after a night of drinking together

mug idea

old porsche good porsche

ICON

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

can he do that??

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

Vaccines are good. Anti-depressants are good. Modern medicine is good. Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.

i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber

Logging into work

why is ending a bath so awkward........like ok i guess i'm done now time to stand up