I brought a nice big Italian salami home from Italy and that damn customs beagle in the Newark airport sniffed it out.

All my Twitter Friends AND balloons ! It's gonna be a great birthday !

I'll be voting to keep the blue Maine Flag. The "Dallas Cowboys Star" on the white flag makes it a deal breaker for me.

I bought 100 full size bags of Skittles. 14 kids showed up. Guess it's up to me. 🤢

Marines!

Shh don’t tell my Tampa-born husband that we’re sitting in the visitors section at the Bucs-Niners game ❤️💛❤️💛 #faithfultothebay

Year of the Snake

Penobscot Phil crawled out of the Bangor Bog this morning and DID NOT see his shadow. Therefore, Spring is right around the corner! This rodent never lies.😃

Happy Mardi Gras y'all !

Observe Saint Joseph's Day by being a good Dad to your children.

God Bless You .... All of You.

To all my Dad friends on X ! from Vinny in Maine.

😃Happy HALF CHRISTMAS everyone 🎄/2

Florida has Alligator Alcatraz ... but Maine has just completed LOBSTAH LEAVENWORTH ! 🦞😳

LOBSTAH LEAVENWORTH will be a state of the art, crustacean patrolled, maximum security prison on the banks of the Penobscot River in Maine.

Happy 7Eleven Day !!! Don't forget something from the rollers!

Who would you pick?

School's Open! Please Drive extra carefully.

Be a Carlo ... not a Karen