Source of "UFO" incidents (probably) #ufo #norad #yukon youtu.be/goHYBQ6hI-o

How many Bennigan's coupons do you think Prigozhin got? #russia #wagner #whatacoup

"We all saw a guy tear his Achilles this weekend, so now we're experts. Rodgers tore his Achilles, too!" - The Internet, today.

.President Donald J. Trump can we please start calling Canada geese "Maple Ducks"???

Come on Columbus Blue Jackets, there's still a chance to salvage this game and this series. #Grind #OneShiftAtATime #CBJ

.Columbus Blue Jackets I take it back. Lost cause.

DUBINSKY! #CBJ #THERESSTILLHOPE #LuckyBounceIsBetterThanAGoodOne #SomethingAboutFlags #BoomGoesTheCannon

.Columbus Blue Jackets It's been a fun season! See you next year, maybe. #HardToBeAFan #ProbablyDoneWithHockey #OrGoWingsMaybe

Oh yeah! Quick start, maybe not a sweep! #CBJ #StanleyCup #PensAreToolsUsedForWriting Columbus Blue Jackets

Damn, Columbus Blue Jackets why couldn't the first three games have been this physical?

best crosby play of the series tbh

Ugh. The wheels on the bus fall off off off. Luckily there won't be any more road trips this year. #CBJ #HereWeGoAgain #FuckPGH

So, Columbus Blue Jackets top skater tonight is clearly... #SidneyCrosby. Nice two goal effort for us, Sid! This kid is going places!

#RacistAlcoholicUncleMarch this Saturday to support Bill O'Reilly.

It starts with one. JACKETS WIN!!!!!!!!! #MarchOn

.player/coach what is #DJTorts gonna spin? I am out of the loop, here.

Hate to tell you, Pittsburgh Penguins fans, but this series doesn't matter. You're as likely to win the #WinstonCup as the #StanleyCup this year

KD is #FILTHY #NBAFinals #GoHomeLebron

Like swiss CHEESE! #cavs #NBAFinals2017 #GoHomeLebron

Coffin. Nailed. #StephCurry #NBAFinals2017 #ByeCavs