the year is 2030. posting boobies for money is now forbidden anywhere online. i quietly make a charcoal rubbing of my anus on parchment and tie it to the leg of a carrier pigeon

Nothing better than when 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 client texts…

david lynch . david bowie . david byrne . holy trinity of off putting davids

no deposit = no date. it is really, really, that simple.

you will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn

POV

what are you reading? I'm finishing up an octavia butler series

the silent ‘p’ in raspberry feels very coquettish and leggy. like saying yoo-hoo boys

Yes I am as soft as I look

so glad that dream i had of you isn’t affecting me at all and i’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it

I only want one thing

went swimming in the ocean. want to lick the salt off me?

did it hurt? when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticise your walk home?

I need someone to book me at my incall so I can visit my favourite mexican spot. I am craving ceviche, enchiladas, a margarita limon piquante, & a tamarindo. Ideally today, thank you.

Went to the Blade Runner double feature last weekend at The Rio with my crush and duo partner Cora May, was so happy to show her one of my favourite movies

what if I

just watched the rick and morty spaghetti episode and now I need therapy . love this curs'ed show

doing your make up half naked with bad bitch music blasting is hella therapeutic and good for the soul