people don’t realize how much you bring to the table until you take everything off of it.

All I have to say is cancel culture better not come for The Office. That is all, good day.

Crazy part about being a overthinker is most times you right

“stop crying it’s just a movie” the movie:

“are you ok?” no i don’t have generational wealth

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

It’s okay though because my kids will

my bf everyone:

It’s called a Zinger Mountain Melt from Miller’s Ale House. Plz get cultured.

this just me?

me coming to tell my passengers we might be a lil lost

Maya Rudolph is a comedic genius

tonight… MIDNIGHT EST. #LiftMeUp