banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

There should be no mitigating circumstances that change your stance on abortion. You’re either for or against allowing people access to abortive healthcare. EVERY1 should be able to make decisions for their body/family with the appropriate support from healthcare professionals

I’ve got an insane announcement to make next week. It’s been 2 yrs in the making (in secret) and it’s a HUGE achievement in my career. Little 13 year old Vicky who hated PE with a passion would NEVER believe it. Always working on making exercise as welcoming and as fun as I can.

Now time to lock my account 🫶🏾

Fellas, is it gay for a man to marry a woman?

If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.

When people talk about “body count”, I can’t help but think they’re talking about how many people they’ve killed?!

Kier Starmer / David Walliams / Fatboy Slim 🫠

I don’t get the problem here. You get to eat ice cream and you both have an easy way out if the banter is a bit shit. What’s not to like? I met my partner at Pop Brixton over 7 years ago so we could dash if it was bad lol 🌚 we just ended up vibing, drinking and eating for 8h

Being on maternity leave and having to pay your big ol’ tax bill is 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Not everything needs discourse 😩

My daughter just pinched my arm so hard that I felt like I needed to pretend cry so she understood the gravity of what she’d done. Tell me whyyyyy this girl is looking me straight in the eye, cackling harder than ever!?

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#findgboyegaodubanjo 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

You lot don’t take into account that wfh/remote work has opened doors for a lot of us who have dependants, doing the school run without spending £££ on clubs and childminders. I can go to an appt without taking the day off. And hello? We have colleagues with disabilities too!

Rape culture is so deeply embedded in some of you lot. It’s sickening.

I stopped wearing my retainer when I was pregnant because my gag reflex was next level and now I’ve forced it back into my mouth to straighten my teeth and it’s so fucking painful and I sound like I’ve got an entire newspaper in my mouth 🥲

can safely say that, as a cis woman, i have never ever felt threatened by or unsafe around a trans women. i do, however, feel unsafe around men most days! hope this helps :)