So I locked my son in the house! I was up at 4:30 for work. When the taxi pulled up, he decided to phone twice! I was just getting the key and my bag, when he phoned the 2nd time. The first is just a quick beep to let you know the taxi is there. I was flustered and took my key.

Does anyone know. A shoe shop that does size 13 shoes. Which don't look like you are working in an office or an old man. My son is 18.. he likes trainers.. but at size 13.. we are very limited. The last pair has given up on him.

So my Sweet Child O mine is happy. His league 2 team beat Manchester United. 12-11 on penalties. ( Sudden death) Well done Grimsby Town. 🐟🐟 (The mariners)

Sorry if I have posted this before. Other people will look at the size of the case we got for our holiday and say, wow, you can get a lot of clothes in... Then there is me.. cool, you could fit a dead body in there.

Can someone explain, how the News at 5.. is on 'Live".. but it's only 4:23!? Errm.

So I had a fraud alert on my card.. so the bank has to cancel my card and send me a new one.. which is taking ages to arrive, the woman at the bank said I could use Llyods bank.. however they have just shut the branch near my work.

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage MP fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Score 1 for sensible footwear. We are in a bar, that serves food. But the ladies toilets have a leak.. luckily I have on trainers. So no probs. I feel sorry for the others waiting, who have sandals.. enjoy padding in Toilet water.

Forgive me if I don’t want to unite with people who attack police officers, urinate publicly, have criminal records, beat their wives & children, blame minorities for their shitty lives, weaponise our flags, chant obscenities in front of children, and threaten everyone offended.

I do wonder what we are teaching kids.. my Grandma is into Geese. ( Farmers wife). So I am looking for a Goose present for her. Then I saw some that said Large Duck! A Goose is not a Large duck people. Don't tell your kids that. If you don't know don't ask, Google it..

Just why... First customer I served in the shop. Had a vest top on, I get to see the blokes hairy nipple.🤮 Which will haunt me in nightmares.

For anyone who wants to know what it is like working with customers.. here is a small snippet.. our fridge at work ( pop fridge) is waiting to be fixed. Has been broken a while. Customers, do you know your fridge isn't working. 😔 Why is your fridge not working 🤔 repeat x25.

Cutest thing.. a little lad of about 3 years, says when I was a kid.. his dad was like you still are a kid.

Just overheard a brilliant conversation about phones.. Guy1: you should get a bigger phone Guy2: it s too big, it doesn't fit in my pocket, it's fine in winter when you have a coat on. Guy1: you want one like mine, that folds up.

Agreed. Or dunces.. ( for the older generation)

Lovely start to the morning. My taxi which I had booked for 5am. Didn't turn up till 5:30! The time I am supposed to start work. I have the shop keys, so my other colleague couldn't get in the shop. We normally get there a bit earlier, to start turning the ovens on.🤦

So this is how, new Wheelie bins are made.