“If the A24-Disney truther comes forward (and can prove they are behind Variety) we will gift them a sweatshirt. Hoodie or crewneck.”

1 year of bamboozling twitter users and not receiving merch #MyTwitterAnniversary thank you A24, very cool!

BREAKING: Twitter user ⛔️inactive account⛔️ (pictured) is a massive BUFFOON and is being racist on the TL again.

BREAKING: Parody account Variety tweets fake news? More at 11.

BREAKING: Harry Potter author JK Rowling is a clown and a transphobe, and really should have just tweeted “Trans Rights”

Exclusive: uh oh

do you think a24 has orchestrated this in a last-ditch effort to keep me from the sweatshirt they promised me

BREAKING: Disney to buy Fox, as well as Indie studio A24.

we were half right

BREAKING: McG (Terminator Salvation, Charlie's Angels) to helm MAN OF STEEL sequel "2UPERMAN", Bizarro Set to be Main Villain