walking my dog down elgin to the jack purcell dog park, and run into Tom Green walking his dog and the first thing he says to me is, "i'm doing an instagram live, don't say any crazy shit". dude understands centretown.

between bluesfest, lebanese fest, and HOPE beach volleyball this weekend, i am surprised i've managed to dodge COVID (so far)

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15 days in, and my dog now has more food to eat than i do.

i send a connection request when i get "viewed your profile" notification. some people actually get embarrassed about it - but it's linkedin, a social media platform couldn't be less authentic if it tried. don't sweat it.

enlightened centrists is why the world is such a shit hole.

TIL: my dog is utterly terrified of the dog statue at confederation park

my first bartending gig was the unofficial bar of the ottawa 67s ("stout bros pub" at bank and riverside). junior hockey bros are - by far - the scummiest assholes out there, maybe only eclipsed by high school football players from texas. this was a long time coming.

while walking locket around uottawa campus, i discovered there's a little kiosk called flour kitchen - and she serves some of the best steamed buns in town!

day 21: learned my dog's favourite treat is pigeon poop

sometimes i think my dog is really smart but also hasn't figured out that she can't pick something up that she's stepping on

i wish i only spent $400/year on "restaurant snacks and beverages". what a dream.

today's group project is just an exercise of me internally screaming "HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB" over and over happy friday

monthaversary with my fox that cosplays as a doggo. her favourite place in bruce pit.

by the way, if you go to a magic show and spend the entire time explaining every trick to everyone within earshot, you're not actually the smartest person in the room - you're an asshole.

sometimes a guy just needs to dress his pupper as a shark and let her do her thing