easily one of the largest toilet seats I have ever encountered in my bathroom-using career. just tremendous

Pardon me, there's going to be a what? google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.…

Just received a spam email using the phrase "huge upside potential".

is this good

The Wife (21 years, never had a fight) is going through my tweets, lads.

I expect in the next decade or so there'll be a big push for a 4 day working week (same pay)... maybe even a 3 day ww. This will actually be a huge boon for everyone's mental health and may even arrest the falling fertility rate.

Lowest of all low riders

Is happiness gender-coded now?

So today's amusement while trying to meet the draconian Mutual Obligations despite working on my own business constantly without a break.... they are insisting I do some kind of work training course despite just doing an entire year of it.... might give this a miss though...

your ai girlfriend wants to know why you're being emotionally distant

shhh I'm vibe coding

Got my stock broker on the blower telling me I need to get into #mangoes "Huge upside potential"

Time for a Hot Mug of Chinese Sencha Green Tea

In 1952 years before Sputnik, astronomers captured mirror bright objects in geosynchronous orbit, perfectly aligned, flashing once, then vanishing. One “Candidate 5” event happened the same day as the Washington D.C. UFO flap. If it wasn’t us, who put them there? #UAP

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

For reasons I cannot clearly articulate, the country with the best sounding name is Honduras 🇭🇳

the weekend beckons

"That's right. TWO burn holes in the carpet right in front of his fireplace."