you're telling me worlds are oyster....

gods definitely a man because a woman would never create this

i don't like the way they both know exactly what to do with their face

be the hot sexy bitch you want to see in the world

went out with a foreign guy and his last opened tab was "Haley pronunciation" :')

not everyones cup of tea but a few peoples cup of awesome sauce

sorry for tweeting n deleting i'm just really ephemeral

i love being a girl even though it's scary

literally nobody: my chihuahua: * . *

whenever a guy asks for my name and i dont wanna give it i say Steven

IQ Test: do you see 2 forks or 1 fork and 1 atrocity

compared to all those bugs that live in mud, bed bugs have it pretty good living at the Hilton

i dont think you guys understand how vulnerable im being posting my jokes on the internet

pointing the e-collar controller at my dog like a gun

not sure if this is ~the~ life but it's certainly life

if my bodys a temple then he's athiest 😔