One of the worst things in life is getting your tongue burned by fucking hot chocolate.

@empirealism luh calm fit opium bird

@empirealism reclaiming the name

what the fuck why did this post

aliy.pip ☂️🦜 PrinceZam ☀️ this is so awesome (im prettier than zam)

accidentally used my youtube voice during a final project presentation

spidey: keep going forward… but schpood you don’t get that reference schpood: i know that isn’t it from toy story? didn’t uhh dory say that? wifies & spidey: yup

nobody get sharp onto a server that bans combat logging

// decayed spoilers wifies and ish confrontation!! ish: don’t.. do it. you will not use the bomb. i made it.. and i.. regret it. wifies: ha. you made it, yeah? look at what you’ve turned into. weakness. ish: i tried to save the world. but now, i am become death. #decayedtwt

// decayed spoilers wifies: leave. move or i will make you move. ish, i will show you the power of your creation. [wifies and ish start fighting] ish, to schpood and spidey: forgive me. #decayedtwt

// decayed spoilers THIS GUYYAJAKS schpood: if you don’t need us, that’s fine. but we need the boat - schpood: .. why are you holding that spyglass? #decayedtwt

// decayed spoilers wifies having a connection to moon saps having a connection to moon wifies infected saps infected is anybody else Picking up what im Putting down 🤣😂🤣 WIFIES AND SAPS INTERACTION SESSION 9 ON DECAYEDTWT’S LIFE #decayedtwt

a legendary first tweet can someone give this guy a true

this saps drought has me searching for content that doesn’t exist