Me watching the red balloon who's aspiration is to go live in England get poked with a dart

Gravel for dinner again

(to the tune of Our House) Our mouse, eating little bits of cheese

Love drawing Batman as this hunched over ghoul

People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad

Skaia Anonymous all eridan fans have headcanoned him into thinking he's a completely different character

I am a malnourished 24 year old incestuous neet with lung cancer from the Krakow smog who can only afford to eat potato rations. My mission? Make America Great Again.

want #kanayamaryam #rosemary

Judge: Guilty, I say! The defendant is found guilty! Lock that boy up for one thousand years! G-U-I-L-T-Y my lawyer: (quietly) Nuh uh…

Can be done. All I’m saying. I’m also open to a DCU Batman but at this point I’m not excited about who directs it or who plays Batman to be honest.

#ultrakill not really proud of this but whatever. Blaghhhh

Carol.. goodnight

when someone starts talking shit about a girl homestuck character and you check their bio

Never listen to a he/hims opinion on June, Rose, Mom, Jade, Grandma, Roxy, Jane, Aradia, Damara, The Handmaiden, Nepeta, The Disiple, Meulin, Kanaya, The Dolorosa, Porrim, Terezi, Redglare, Latula, Vriska, Mindfang, Aranea, Feferi, The Condescension, Meenah, Calliope, or Snowman.

Imagine being the greatest character in fiction imagine having so many good stories it becomes overwhelming to read them all imagine being one of the most powerful examples of change and how one is not alone no matter how dire they believe their situation is imagine being Batman

cool fucking simpsons

Why is the floor so weak? What is this #house made of, leaves?

Probably a hot take but Venom is soooo much cooler when he’s closer to Peter’s size

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