Anyone know of any solid kindergarten religious formation curriculum? Relying on the parish isn't an option for us this year.

Is your Parish Mass at an inconvenient time? (If you're at a "mission" parish, probably so!) Pray for vocations! The reason your mass is at a hard time is because there's not enough priests to have them more masses at better times.

The obvious solution is to have more kids 😉

We should all look to Ted Bundy's wife for how to find martial bliss.

Monica ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 I have pre ordered my copy of "renewed paths: a wife's guide to love and intimacy amidst the murders" from the wife of Dennis Rader

I've always wondered how women could stay with monstrous men. How could they turn a blind eye?

The ven diagram of people advocating for standing by your serial killer husband and going on about the wonders of spanking is a circle.

So we should all go back to Latin and make it global?

I was planning on starting homeschool today but instead I'm fighting a fever 🤒

I am not a fan of small businesses outsourcing calls to a call center. Let me just leave a message if nobody knowledgeable can answer the phone!

I'm in a crockpot kind of mood and we have chicken. What should I throw in?

Think hard before you fall into the snare of the Abortion nightmare. Once you've had an abortion the depression will start no matter what celebrities and P-Choice say. The Grim Riper will always be by you. A dark shadow looms over you...:(

If you see a Polynesian princess roaming around, can you let her know I found her chicken on my roof? Thanks!

Okay but how long will it take to get my eggs?

My 2 year old got to pick what we watch so I guess it's "Christmas in August" over here. Send help

Miss 5 " let's play floor is lava" Miss 2 "floor is book and bag" (as she stands on a book ☠️

When we moved across country the contract that we had included unloading our stuff. Upon delivery the non-American truck driver tried to charge us extra. My petty ass pulled out a tape measure to show that it was in range and we weren't paying more then I told him to just unload

When we say "it takes a village" this is a village problem. Good for her for standing up but she should have the entire village standing behind her

Sometimes I'm super basic and I let my kids look at books at Target while I sip my Pumpkin Spice Chai. 🎃

It is true and I celebrated 😍