He might be soaked but im wetter

Pissing so high up my ears popped

Wouldn't work for me so I asked my gym buddy to do it for me 😌

Really needed a shower buddy tbh

Till the bed breaks and the floor caves in and the floor beneath us caves in too and the floor beneath that one caves in too and the—

What happened in london last week calorically can never happen again

What if my fingers "slipped" and I "accidentally" posted my favourite nude from my london trip

Me wearing an anklet rn getting my gay card ripped out of my hand 😭

It's hot as balls

If I had kids we'd be ploughing through a new fantasy novel on a weekly basis, this is crazy

Crazy that in these people's minds, trans people are simultaneously a) such a tiny group that it'd be ridiculous for any government to waste time thinking about their welfare AND b) such an ever-present threat that all women must be forcibly genetically screened to identify them

"Losing" present tense????

Lmaooo he really said we're not looking to make anything like those trainwrecks

Stunningly attractive man on this train who I wanna climb like a fucking tree 🤤

Twink party at the gym con

They've gotten smaller since i got injured 🥲 maybe im destined to always be a twink

Oh thats not

Hey