When my friend’s daughter was about five, we stood in line at a McDonalds behind a tattooed biker. Baby girl points to his arm and says, “Oooo. Your mom’s gonna be so mad you drew on your arm.” The biker smiled and said, “Yeah, but she still loves me.” The whole line smiled.

😭

“why do you have hair on ____” BECAUSE IM A MAMMAL BECAUSE IM A SEXUALLY MATURE HUMAN BECAUSE IT GROWS THERE FOR A REASONNNNNNNN FAWKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

hence why i say the #1 sign you’re autistic is a lifelong pattern of people HATING you even when you didn’t do anything wrong, or you did something wrong that other people routinely get away with doing (but suddenly the rules are ironclad when it’s you)

I don’t know why Africans have failed to understand that your brother’s assets belong to his wife and children, not to you and your other siblings.

The neurodivergent experience of feeling relief instead of achievement after completing tasks

But hey - women are too emotional to be president. They might start a war in the middle of the night....oh wait.

I have learnt so much about Tourette's syndrome in the last week that I believe if an Inumaki clan member has Tourette's they are going to be classified as a special grade curse- not sorcerer 💀. Imagine walking in Jujutsu High and hearing from behind you "get fucked" then your

This is connected to the death of quality television in Nigeria. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Gulder Ultimate Search, Superstory etc shows that rewarded intelligence, resilience and storytelling. They shaped a generation. Now we’ve replaced them with skits that celebrate

If you wait until your child is a teenager to talk to them about consent and reproduction, you'll be competing with all the misinformation they already have. And you will lose.

Autism: I take things literally. ADHD: I interrupt mid-sentence. AuDHD: I interrupt… to clarify something I took literally.

Elder that can’t clean their mouth properly has no wisdom to offer me, please.🖐🏾

Fair point

It'll be like everyone wants a piece for you just for having sakes

"Just look good for everyone sweetie, in a few years, we'll hate you for not fitting in"

I praise God everyday that everything I learned about sex is factual and true because if I had followed what my peers were saying or doing, I'd be playing scrabble with Jesus

Go and shake too nah