What exactly does a banana slicer do?

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I got into an argument with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.

I wonder what I should do when I grow up.

Accidentally combined “all good” and “no worries” and said “all worries” and it's the most honest thing I've said all year. Granted, I've also combined them and said "no good". Gotta working on positivity...

Good to see that bot followers are making a come back on the platform. #sigh

I've been invited to join a secret society. Can't tell you how excited I am.

Hey you, you were going to circle back with me… it’s okay, I’m not ready yet.

Have a tight timeline to get a meal prepped? Get more cook's inside the same kitchen... that'll solve the problem, right?

“Hey do you have a couple of minutes to catch up?” Uh oh.

It’s fascinating when your botlet basically says no to everything and then says yes to your spouse.

Things I dislike. Individuals treating me like I’m 5. Do they understand the stress that creates considering I’m only 4???

How I feel most days in “the Community”

Don't need money Don't take fame Don't need no credit card to ride this train

Someday the botlets won’t bicker. Someday.

Pretty funny options to consider… infomedia.com/blog/family-te…

When you’re added to a thread and no one seems to have noticed. How long do you let it go on for?

Do not forget to get enough food for 27 days as the shops will be closed for 12 hours over Christmas.

I love it when I get Facebook ad targeting and those ads persist everywhere. Good thing the PiHole blocks most of them.

I am the Senior Product Manager for Notepad at Microsoft. My job was to take the only innocent program left in computing and give it an attack surface. I succeeded. CVE-2026-20841. CVSS 8.8. Remote code execution. In Notepad. The program your grandmother uses to write