My deniers have been sharing this quote a lot lately, apparently thinking it supports their nullification view when it actually says the opposite. They'd be really mad if they could read!

This doofa thinks the Constitution is unconstitutional.

That "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" means children of US citizens or lawful permanent residents is an increasingly popular view among legal theorists who have never heard of jurisdiction.

Breaking: Elon Musk discovers the U.S. Constitution and is furious about it.

I think if Republicans were serious about DEI they'd get rid of diversity jurisdiction

Lesson learned: if a Xitter user calls *himself* a douche, believe him.

I do not guarantee citizenship to the very few people who were born in the USA but not subject to its jurisdiction. They can, however, get green cards, which is kinda the same thing. uscis.gov/green-card/gre…

I may not be the smartest amendment but I'm smarter than you. iq-checker.xyz/USConstAmendXIV

Happy Constitution Day to the eight people in the U.S. who still care about the Constitution.

This smirking idiot violates me, along with my (late?) brother The First Amendment