"I joined quidditch to make friends and win gold. Thankfully, I get a second chance at gold." -Andrew Axtell, probably. x.com/USAQuidditch/s…

Thank you daddy 💦🥇🏆

Big mood

This is actually the first time this strategy has been considered in the QPL

We ain't going anywhere, jabronis. And our pictures will be better than yours, too.

one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

Although we attempted to be transparent about Vicky Sanford recusing herself from consideration, 3 Lost Boys Quadball players have already contacted us about excluding their teammates for some reason?

Pictured: The QPL social media director retweeting themself from every team's account to inflate their impressions.

Maryland Quidditch vs Maryland Basketball Since 2013 Record vs ranked teams on the road 32-6 vs 1-19 Conference Championships 5 vs 0 Final Fours 1 vs 0 Coach’s Salary $0 vs $2,365,000 Rt to spread awareness

What's "down by 40?"

"Don't tell me what to do." -Axtell and Wholesome Luke, in unison.

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Lol I don't know who you are, but you're tweeting at a parody account of the national team. No one likes usquadball, though, so no worries.

Didn't they learn from the NYDC Capitalists?

Nothing but respect for MY president \‾ (`-` )

The West had a very measured and appropriate response to an occurance this weekend.

All of us when the final @USAQuidditch roster spot was announced