I heard somebody call Donald Trump a c**t today ...which was a bit surprising given that I was on my own at the time

Why don't men dress like this? ...religion is just an opportunity for angry old men to control women

Another fantastic day Ashton United FC with Shop Steward TrishTheRed and Zak and Lola great result great friends #Rockinrobins

Doesn't get any better...

Religion is a control mechanism, whereby women and children suffer the most ...why are there no women priests ffs?

Playoffs secured what a fantastic day with Shop Steward TrishTheRed JenFaz lola and Zak Ashton United FC love you guys 😉

Benny Hill is looking well...

Anyone who buys clothes from a Garden Centre should be arrested... #Fact

I don't think anybody likes people taking the piss, whether it's dodging fares or not paying tax But Jenrick is trying to close the stable door after the Tories left it wedged open ... by cutting public services for 14 years #Jenrick

Sancho is reported to earn £300,000 a week Meanwhile in the real world an employee can lose their job if they don't pull their weight ...surely United can refuse to pay him for breach of contract #MUFC

Look Donald, we know a guy ...just say the word

Is the Iranian Spring coming?

As the missiles are flying and the children are dying ...let's not forget those that make billions in profit from arms sales

The negotiating table is the only way to stop the conflict Complex problems need extraordinary solutions ...and that often requires listening to someone you don't like talk about something you don't agree with, in order to find a compromise

you can't beat death ...but you can beat death in life, sometimes - The Laughing Heart By Charles Bukowski and recited by Tom Waits x.com/Spoiltprincess…