Pit: This level would be way easier if my sandals were rubber. Phosphora: It's not my fault you conduct electricity so well.

Viridi: Wave twelve! TWELVE! I think we're getting close to the end! Dark Pit: You keep saying that, but the enemies keep coming!

Pandora: I thought trampolines would add a touch of whimsy to my humble abode. Palutena: But you can't even use them!

Pit: Whoa! It's slippery! Thanatos: Hoo hoo! Isn't skating just delightful? Palutena: I wish MY domain had a skating rink.

Dark Pit: What kind of city IS this?! Palutena: It's unlike any earthly city. The spirits of the dead gather here.

Palutena: And you're Viridi. Ruler of the earth, and all living things. Viridi: Hm! I didn't know I had a fan club.

Viridi: Defeat that Guttler first. Guttlers get more powerful the more they eat. Pit: Well, so do I.

Hades: Unfortunately for you, I have a stomach of steel. Pit: So that's why I can't communicate with Lady Palutena.

Palutena: Way back when, you had to visit a nurse to get fixed up, remember? Pit: I was there so much they named the place after me. Hos-PIT-al. Get it? Palutena: ...

Dark Pit: Hold on a second. Your math is a little off. You might want to break out the Brain Age, pal. Viridi: I have a brain age of 24!

Pyrrhon: Do your thing, Pit. You know, your...shooting thing.

Pandora: You fool! You were created to serve me! Your opponent's over there! Dark Pit: You're a boss, Pandora, but you're not my boss!

Dark Pit: Hey there, Pit Stain! Pit: You know I could call you the same thing, right?

Hewdraw 3: Ah! The other heads! You have no right! Pit: Actually, I'd say you have no right! Hewdraw 3: Okay, that's it! You're dead!

Palutena: Hold on as best you can. Phosphora is definitely up this way. Phosphora: Nope.There's nobody here. Pit: We can totally hear you!

Pit: Those Aurum troops are doing their best Game and Watch impression. Viridi: Check out the gaming IQ on this guy!

Pit: This level would be way easier if my sandals were rubber. Phosphora: It's not my fault you conduct electricity so well.

Palutena: Way back when, you had to visit a nurse to get fixed up, remember? Pit: I was there so much they named the place after me. Hos-PIT-al. Get it? Palutena: ...

Pit: The Chaos Kin is going to destroy Pittoo! Can't you see what's at stake here?! I don't care if my wings catch fire!

Dark Pit: You've GOT to be joking. ALL you gods and your stupid wars are the ones throwing everything off balance!