1st quarter, 6-0 to Poland. Pawel, Maciej, Joe, Mikolaj, Mateusz, Patryk. Spot the imposter #POLCYP #ToShitForENG

Yesterday joseph hillyer said "I won't be having a best man at my wedding as Lucy Howard is the best friend I could ask for" xoxo #strumours

Is the @NickBandurak10 transfer saga is over? Following @EmmaTrunks south, UOBHC snubbed, remember, perseverance is key #MBSbyebye

. @JayZClassicBars #thingsmorefaithfulthanhugomoon

. @Elliot_knightt #thingsmorefaithfulthanhugomoon

15 minutes into cereal and chill and he gives you this look.

Ladies 1s on top here in Nottingham, much like Lydia Macdonell with Rhodri Furlong

'It's like blades of glory but with better looking people' #hugomoon2k15

Following #explosion 2015, who put in a worse performance, the Pussycats or the Cougars? #boring

Hope the wockey are ready for us tonight #chatshitgetbanged

It would appear silly wockey have been using the UOBHC account, our thoughts go out to all those affected at this difficult time #nowhockey

This poor man has had a pint stolen. Please can the thief get in though before DanitaonMaura get involved.

Beware ladies and gents. We've been informed that there's a number of penny throwing incidents occurring DanitaonMaura investigating

It looks like Dirkie has managed to put Susie and Lily's relationship out of her mind

We've heard that BUCS are bringing out a new fragrance. Eau de Exeter University Hockey Club, bottled at #BUCSBigWednesday

Why are the cheerleaders here, they are so boring Birmingham Pussycats @PopworldBham

We have finally gained recognition from University of Birmingham Sport as UOBHC have been confirmed as the only club with a marching band #marchboozesing

Name - Hywel Jones. Number - 21. Occupation - Pints.

2 years since Clissit's clap, be safe, stay anonymous like James Smith after winning FotY xoxo #strumours

Who thinks that James Smith surpasses Doug Gray for FotY. Both were bad, but who was worse? Xoxo #chemengbanter