I feel for Gavin. One time growing up in Cincinnati my family ran out of swizzlesticks for the Scotch.

“What is the charge?! Eating a meal?! A succulent Brazilian meal?! Ooh, that's a nice headlock, sir. Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well.”

they don't want you to know this, but the stray dogs are FREE

This will be either amazing or absolutely terrible.

I have sprouts for all of the varieties of tobacco seed I planted.

No kidding the country that just spooked themselves with a Netflix miniseries

Hornet "Screaming Frog" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! #Battletech #PaintYourMinis

IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Lake Manassas HOA is aware of the current events in the Orient. Code Enforcement & Security are standing by to protect the community from any threat, particularly Iranian strikes. Please provision tinned food and syrup of ipecac (CRBN first aid) Ethel B.

Fandoms are for narrow subsets of people almost by definition. And why would I want people who despise people like me coming into places I like and accept me?

I like the Supreme Leader but I wouldn’t mind a Pepperoni or even plain Cheese Leader every now and then

WE ARE THE HOA. LOWER YOUR PROPERTY LINES AND SURRENDER YOUR HOMES. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND ARCHITECTURAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Really important to me that Genghis Khan and his Mongol horde were going around saying 'what up dog' to each other

The issue with news reports coming out of conflict between Middle Eastern nations is that there's a magic geographic bubble surrounding the region that makes state media blatantly lie about everything all the time

snoopytarn

Trump is smart to talk to the leaders of the three most influential Islamic countries out there

Mac Foster 🐴

this is the AI version, I can tell because it doesn’t have the frogs