You know I'll be forever spicy but I'm taking a break from being a spice to answer the question of what happens when a B-list rapper runs for office. Come through Zohran Kwame Mamdani if you want answers.

Who got the government handout whippits last week? #nyc

In the 90's you could walk into a place that looked like this and know you were gonna get a great tomato soup

34 years from today the date will be 4/20/69 Let that sink in

Wait, has it been two months already? Yes, it is yet another final Monday of an even numbered month, aka OPEN VCR NIGHT is TONIGHT! Not pictured: both my "emergency tapes" & Jacob Ford's; as usual, it's either online or in person… wonderville.nyc/events/open-vc…

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TONIGHT! It's "SHADES OF GRAY" (part 2) And yet another movie I was going to show previously but did not, which in this case would have been for a Valentine's adjacent stream in February, is NOVEMBER; stream starts at 8:00PM EST… wonderville.nyc/events/fort-90…

I try this on every Motivate system for fun when I travel but today it worked? Unlocking a DC CaBi with a NYC CitiBike key.

🪟"Come to my window..."👋 🍦SERVING UP COOL TREATS ALL SUMMER LONG. COME GET SOME.🥤

“No More Local Endorsements by The New York Times”

Drama in the National Carousel Association

everyone asks where is Soham Parekh nobody asks how is Soham Parekh

who up rn?

Hamas Mickey died in 2007. archive.nytimes.com/thelede.blogs.…

What is Bloomberg Connects long game

The Museum of Jurassic Technology had a minor fire (gift shop and entrance, no injuries) but could use some new members. mjtgiftshop.org/collections/me…

This book has been recalled