I love me a good pomegranate but all that peeling is annoying

I love when me and my kid watch movies and shows together BUTTTT her movie choices are NOT IT 🤣🤣 I fall asleep so fast it’s horrible . I will be choosing the next 3 seriously, ain’t no way I fell asleep at 7 and woke up to her kissing my forehead like she the mama 🥹

I played my first real game of bones last night and won and they saying it was beginners luck. Like nah yall niggas haters fr I slapped that shit down and yelled DOMAHOE they was hottt

Yea how about them boysssss?

I just cracked an egg open yall and it was twins two yolks in that hoe

Let’s go shoot some clay pigeons it’s that season

Welp my kid walked downstairs with 1 eyebrow this morning 🥴🫠😒 Dawg being a parent is so eventful everyday is something new 😂😂😂 Lmfao she really grinds my fucking gears

There’s no Christmas without you. Just a cold day with someone else

My kid just said what the heckianna I got all A’s

We raise scholars round here

Oh brother it be your own kids I pee on myself one fucking time and she won’t let it go . Telling everybody Like girl ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT THAT MY BLADDER WEAK WTF 😭😅😩😂

32 26 36 That’s not half bad . We working to move that last number up about 4inches and the middle down 2

Lol I made some food for my nephew some simple ol mashed potatoes gravy with meatballs and green beans that boy tore that shit up talking bout mmmm weeyah what’s this called this so good

Moving so bittersweet like we love new starts but packing to unpack is annoying

Imagine ordering a brand new outfit never taking it out the package and in the midst of moving somehow it gets wrapped up and thrown away lmao like I’m still hopeful that it will randomly pop up

One of them AI generated artist LOOKS SO DEAD ASS SPOT ON ONE OF MY COUSINS I almost pissed myself thinking it was her

baby if you was coding tf out your page on MySpace like I was back in the day go on ahead and add coding to your resume because listen. You gon get to that job and muscle memory gon kick in like you back on MySpace .

I had to do some coding and I felt like that bitch because it just clicked i immediately knew wtf I was doing Shout out to MySpace, my nigga Tom . The Girl who taught me how to edit my page an I can’t forget everybody in my top 40

My daughters room will be the craziest project. I can’t wait to paint this Wall. She wants a cartoon wall and she done named 50 different characters that she expects me to draw . Pray for my wrist

“That’s not lady like” “MAN FUCK YOU AND YO LADY I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU AND YOUR LADY LIKE NIGGA” Bitch I almost pissed 😂😂