How’s this for dapper! The knitting is fine, almost delicate but the color…ugh! Drab & old looking… like for an old lady. Good thing it took well to the dye I used. Now it’s super dapper! Ooooh…There’s an idea! If you have an old drab looking item only your granny would

Ugh! As you can see, my dapperest dapper do was unappreciated, misunderstood & met with violent criticism. I have joined the ranks of artists & philosophers, visionaries & trendsetters. I guess I should see this as a badge of honor, but I can’t… ouch! This really smarts! Too

It had a dandy little crown on top, a kingly looking one, okay?! I didn’t know it was a woman’s hat pin! Geez! Uh-oh! Never you mind, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025! When you get slapped, then & only then can you have an opinion. This is probably all your fault! Hmmm… I’d like to slap you…

Too right you are, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025! Thank you. The cravat IS lovely & my dye job is brilliant. Arsity Dry Cleaners can brighten your day &, most importantly, those old drabby colored clothes crying out for help. Not only do we meet your daily pressing needs, our new patented dye

Woo hoo! Another “holiday” to capitalize on! Though I do have my druthers with this one, it is apparently fashionable & profitable. Two of my favorite things! Great advertising moment. Do you have some hard to white wash stains? Are poxy bed bugs decimating your linens? No

Yeah! That was a close one, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025! I explained what happened & Flori has forgiven my transgressions. She even let me keep the pin, so my dapper cravat is complete again. It’s all good! Perhaps I can use this to make a super dapper costume, but I don’t have any examples to

While “Pin the Cravat on the haberdasher” sounds like a cool party game, I think you’re trolling me again, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025. I’ll have none of it. Now, I am fortunately busy cleaning & pressing loads of dapper Halloween wear! Perhaps I’ll get some inspiration from these… though I’m

Well… I never! These clowns are confirming my bias against them! Look at my eye! I’ve been threatened with a rather menacing rubber hammer & what appears to be a rubber chicken with a very pointy beak. My windows are covered with pie remains! I can’t leave! This is a waking

There are too many of them so giving them discounts isn’t very smart. Anyhoo, why are there so many?! Aren’t evil clowns passé? Cliché? Whatever?! It’s a bit early for elections too. Hmmm… thanks for the suggestion, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025. Umbrella is at the ready. Don’t need my good eye

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Woo-hoo! That membership club thingy worked like a charm! Finally, you’ve made yourselves useful, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025. Better yet, no sign of trolls! Especially that girl! That’s the cherry on top! Of course, I did have a hand in that… the goose & the gander & all that… tee-hee!

“Just a little girl”?! Are you mad?! Have YOU been at my chemicals, Pot and Kettle Art Studio | NFTNYC2025? I’ve only done to her what she’s done to me. No computer equals no pranks or hacks - so brilliant, so satisfying! More importantly, I’ve been invited to Flori’s exclusive Halloween party! Such a