when you've got your fancy new headphones on and you can't hear your family bickering any more

The first time they laid him to rest he just sprang back up again

not the tea break i meant

We’re hiring designers right now and it turns out I physically cannot complete the sentence “I’ll send you his dribbble”

Please can the next mobile design trend be putting the useful buttons within thumb reach? I’m not the grinch

I like to change around between ‘standardise’ and ‘standardize’ within the same document just to annoy everybody who has to read it

You are the average of your spotify daily mixes

What recruiters think your development experience looks like vs what your development experience actually looks like

If all pubs/restaurants/bars/offices etc are closing can we not reroute their toilet paper supplies to supermarkets 🧻

Time I’ve spent configuring MacBooks in my entire lifetime: < 20 mins Time I’ve spent arguing with Linux users about why I use a MacBook: 184.7 hours and still counting

Productivity tools all talk like they’ll do your work for you. “Launch your projects on time”, slow down there buckaroo, it’s just a fancy to do list

Sick of sitting through endless zoom meetings? Just set your speed to 3x

Excited to finally go to the hairdressers with no judgement about how long it’s been since my last cut

You: init Me, an intellectual: initialize

Me changing out of my pyjamas 2 mins before the zoom call

What the title says: "10 Component Libraries You Should Know About" What an experienced dev sees: "10 more crappy themes you don’t need" What a junior dev sees: "10 Component Libraries You MUST Know INSIDE OUT Otherwise EVERYONE Will Know You’re a FRAUD"

When you didn’t think your size scale naming strategy through properly at the start of the project

Had a stellar month on the old cryptos, $XRP has shot up and is now only 83% down on when I bought it 3 years ago 🚀

Lockdown Tip of the Day # 74n+3 If you keep 5 different shower gels in your shower to choose from, each with a different scent, you can trick your brain into thinking today is a different day to yesterday 🧼

Absolutely unbelievable to me that code written 40+ years ago is still transmitting data from deep space, yet any side project older than 3 months is pretty much guaranteed to not run