kinda miss stalking likes so I could trace who was responsible for bring the porn to my TL

the nights were mainly made for tweeting things you can't tweet tomorrow day

you either love fruits or you love vegetables, you cannot be a serious lover of both at the same time

whatever we seek to escape in life, then comes to us in many forms

going on a silly little walk to justify all the silly little decisions I have taken lately incase I have to deal with their silly little consequences

have seen the greatest tweeters of our generation succumb to healthy relationships and lose out on creating banger content, stay single, stay tweeting💪

big day for alligator tour guides across the world

toh ismein rone ki kya baat hai?

unfortunately this doesn't work for twitter where the web version is actually far superior

thought of the day se seedhe position of the day

pen pals???

how do you politely tell the kids to fuck off cuz its your time on the swings?

"medium distance, high commitment"- that's what you would call a relationship based out of delhi-gurgaon

is the answer to temporary happiness day drinking in the public park?

you dont need rage rooms in ggn, you just gotta step out onto the streets

not smart enough, not dumb enough, somewhere in the middle that makes it optimal for suffering

if only there was an eternal, never ending supply of chai