after 2 weeks and becoming number one on my region's leaderboard, my 100,800 pixel "your taking too long" masterpiece has been completed. wplace.live/?lat=53.117820…

discord when you try to upload a file more than 2 kilobytes

"its an honor to have you as our president mr vanc-"

he learned how to do the mr beast face. no matter how much he smiles his eyes remain soulless

going to a foreign country in a hawaiian shirt with a camera around my neck so i can unfold a comically large paper map and walk around like an idiot

how

(ordering from the secret menu) can i get the bottomless mcpussy please

my mother ate 67 MUSTAAAARD! 😂

1473. Now following kamala's futa cock

when i rake my hand through my son's hair but i accidentally nick him with my finger nail (violence towards children is a no tolerance policy around here)

BOOM! Bullet to the neck! BOOM! Bullet to the jugular! BOOM!

17 years ago today

what if it was called the trump blue card and it looked like this

what if the rapture did actually happen but it only took 1 guy and his name was doug david and he commited every sin

twitter is awesome because literally no matter what you search porn will be one of the first things you see in the media tab

sucks to suck i suppose