white people really believe the only reason you need to shower is cuz you "smell"

hmm

having a tuesday holiday is actually so based cuz ur tired from actually going to work on monday so the holiday seems deserved but not fully exhausted from a week of work so you feel relaxed and can properly enjoy it

Bro white people will use any negotiating tactic not to bathe daily. What is with that? Don’t tell me it’s not a thing I’ve lived with white women before

deffo latte weather today.. need to cozymaxx

funnily one of my most annoying teachers in high school was a white male boomer lib history teacher who read trump tweets every class (to complain about the tweets)

having a kid with a bad attitude is probably one of the most embarrassing things ever

why do people even start restaurants when the margins are so low and it's quite a bit of labor

there's a really cute indian girl on a date with a white guy 😡

seeing people bring strollers with babies into a cafe: omg is this pronatalism?!

technology sista (aspiring) i can never tell if your tweets are a bit or just you being honest

is it really "Singles Day" today? how fucking gay

oh it's fucking chinese, you guys have to stop letting chinese memes infect our culture

any companies doing "singles day" promotions need to be punished

if you're a professional "thought leader" you have to live your life perpetually looking through the lens of the side of the culture war you're on

therapy is just a substitute for lack of social connection and having too much free time