I could literally sit outside forever and never come back inside

Seems like he’s taking the indictment well

Can you imagine being someone who’s mad that people are confusing the type of gun with an AR15 instead of being mad that our kids are getting shot up on the daily? Couldn’t be me.

Getting soda from the fridge: 🙂 It’s flat: ☹️

Your head is nothing but a flower garden

I’d like to try and write a song that truly captures that specific anxiety we’re all feeling collectively.

Cuppa coffee in the big time yeah

Older bands saying they’re disbanding after not putting out anything for a decade is the same energy as that one person that always says “I’m quitting social media if you want to contact me you know how”

Wait a minute 😑

We’re all just kinda cruising on here until it breaks fr

Art is powerful. If you make things don’t ever stop, do it for you. Do it because you want to.

Peter Piper gets absolutely PEPPERED and picked countless times

Why do Reese’s melt so fast but also resolidify so fast? What are you feeding us??

Woke: Up ✅ Orange: Juiced ✅ Work: Sucks ✅ Fuck: You ✅

Say hello to my little friend

Breads finna make me act unwise

Everyday another Aiy yi yi 😫

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