And if you believe that I have ocean front property in Nebraska I’d like to sell you…

This is offsides? Terrible call. Slowed it down . Clearly not offside.

2nd Strip Sack taken away. Damn.

Fmr. Police Officer Brandon Tatum Reacts to the Tyreek Hill Bodycam Footage: 'You're Lying to the World' "Keep the window down. Why are you rolling the window up? That's an officer safety issue. They don't know this man. He could be pulling a g*n out. Keep the window down. They

"So where the f*ck are we right now?!" 😭 Love a good gotcha moment.

Hi Mike. 👋 Let’s go over this again. The Greenland ice sheet contains ~2.9 million gigatons (Gt) of ice, the equivalent of 2.9 million billion tons. 🧊 Yes, that’s right. Math is involved. 😊 Now, if the ice sheet is losing 30 million tons of ice per hour, that works out to

SUPERSTAR: #Steelers OLB T.J. Watt has been chip-blocked on 44% of his snaps this season, which is twice as often as any other player in the NFL. WATT STILL HAS 3 SACKS IN 3 GAMES. By far, the best defender in the league. (h/t The Standard)

How many countries are rushing to send money here to help with hurricane damage right now? Ohh none??? Weird… Yea maybe we should stop pouring money into theirs for random stuff.

I don't care about Iran. I don't care about Gaza. I don't care about Israel. I don't care about Lebanon. I don't care about Russia. I really don't fucking care about Ukraine. I care about Florida. I care about Georgia. I care about North Carolina. I care about South Carolina. I

"I'm not sure who, but somebody let the @Tigers get hot!" A.J. Hinch gets the clubhouse fired up 😤

KERRY CARPENTER THREE-RUN SHOT OFF EMMANUEL CLASE FOR THE LEAD

KERRY BONDS CARPENTER TAKE THAT CLASE CY YOUNG CAMPAIGN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Yes, the guy who has had 3 assassination attempts against him over the past few months, was going to walk into a random McDonald’s and serve the public lol Can’t believe that didn’t happen 🤯🤯🤯

Trump did.

my timeline right now

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor. That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if

This man has to apologize for being a Human and being excited to see friends but I haven’t seen 1 apology from the speeders, drunk drivers, vehicular manslaughter guy, the woman beaters and kid abusers. But Kirby calls him an idiot for being happy about friends.

Some things just transcend sports. 🤍 #WarEagle | Cade Belyeu