Happy Birthday to one of the worst dressed rappers of all time @jpmacura!! #WarriorTho

In honor of @jpmacura ‘s birthday, here are some of his most unforgettable moments in a Xavier uniform.

do u ever look at someone u used to be close as fuck w and just be like damn.. who even are you now lol

when your dog hasn’t seen you for 8 hours

My brother hired me as the butler for his 1st wedding anniversary. This was the result:

Me constantly switching between calm and panicked throughout the day

british people be having sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: you coulda had a bad bitch therapist: no

*opens up instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *opens up twitter* oh yes. my fellow sad and lonely community

Today was my last Twins home game that I will help broadcast this season and I wish them all good luck vs. Cleveland this weekend & future games. Thank you Twins fans for your support of this years team. God Bless you all! Go Twins all the way to the World Series. 👍⚾️

have u all proven u have a social life this weekend? does ur instagram story look fun and eventful? congrats. take a deep breath and relax. you’ve earned it