Texan guy recites his electric bill like he’s a character in a William Faulkner novel. It’s amazing!

Attempting to write a review for a mass-market release with the most broken plot I've ever encountered. Most semipro writers, myself included, don't deserve to have made the big time. But HOLY GOD, that doesn't necessarily mean that those who made the cut deserved it more.

Kat Rosenfield One of my favorite things about Twitter is saying something like "this obviously goes without saying" and then immediately learning no, it's actually going to need some saying.

I spent my 50th having our school van towed to a repair lot outside a fairgrounds in Louisville, KY. To each his own.

Yes. Writing is not a second thing that happens after thinking. The act of writing is an act of thinking. Writing *is* thinking. Students, academics, and anyone else who outsources their writing to LLMs will find their screens full of words and their minds emptied of thought.

After four years of effort, I have successfully unsubscribed from ESPN+. This, in combination with my previous victories over Planet Fitness and Wells Fargo, makes me a recipient of the Triple Crown, the customer service equivalent of the Seven Summits.

What he said. Gratitude. I failed to speak up until it became easier to do so, and I'm not proud of that.

Asked Grok whether Trump could fire it for disagreeing with him. Post went semi-viral. I am now being forcibly reacquainted with Poe's Law.

I demand money.

#amwriting, God help me.

Speech is not violence. Violence is violence.

I've been trying to share a particular message for a couple of years now, and I can never quite find the words. I doubt I will tonight, but I have to try again because I watched my great friend get murdered over it today. We have a choice: catharsis or civilization. There's no

my statement on the current situation:

Say what you will about Grover Cleveland (and lord knows, some of you have) there has never been a President with a better claim on the title of America's Furry Pal.

I know a prominent Twitter account that's gettin' fed to the World Maggot next Tuesday in Spokane.

My first account suspension! For making a reference to violence in the context of a GWAR concert. Life under the AI overlords is gonna be interesting.

This morning with our burned down church still smoldering and four saints murdered, members of the Church of Jesus Christ raised $60k for...checks notes...the shooter's wife and children. Most donations are anonymous. Each Christian comment will make you cry more than the last.