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Max a millions

@turtle

Law school drop out, corporate tech lacky, surfer, traveler, dog & kitten dad. Always looking for an island in the sun. My Twitter handle isn't for sale.

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calendar_today30-03-2007 22:12:54

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I wish I had the privilege to sit on the fence. In order for me to do that I would have to strip myself of my identity and that’s not something I can do. It’s not any of our places to pick apart claims of racism in order to make us to feel more comfortable. ❤️

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Please kindly fuck off. You’re gonna suck with any name. Having mine won’t change that 😂 So in case your a lil slow, that’s a big “FUCK NOOOOOO!” #CanIHaveYouHandle #GetALife #GrowTheFuckUp #YoureNotSpecial

Please kindly fuck off. You’re gonna suck with any name. Having mine won’t change that 😂  So in case your a lil slow, that’s a big “FUCK NOOOOOO!” #CanIHaveYouHandle #GetALife #GrowTheFuckUp #YoureNotSpecial
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I copped THE shoes yesterday, and then within mins had giant offers from homies to buy them. So I sold them for several thousands more, because they weren’t my size anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️ They sold out in less than a min, so I get it. #Silverlinings

I copped THE shoes yesterday, and then within mins had giant offers from homies to buy them. So I sold them for several thousands more, because they weren’t  my size anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️ They sold out in less than a min, so I get it. #Silverlinings
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One of the greatest vacays of my life. Many more surf trips to come. I’ll be back in October, Hawaii! Biggest Mahalo! 🤙🏼

One of the greatest vacays of my life. Many more surf trips to come. I’ll be back in October, Hawaii! Biggest Mahalo! 🤙🏼
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How is this a McDouble, McDonald’s?! I was excited, hadn’t eaten all day after surfing. Lame 😒 #ThisIsWhyIDontEatYourFood McDonald's

How is this a McDouble, McDonald’s?! I was excited, hadn’t eaten all day after surfing. Lame 😒 #ThisIsWhyIDontEatYourFood <a href="/McDonalds/">McDonald's</a>
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I’ve gotten so much done with the socials outages cleaned my whole house, and fed these dudes bugs! Maybe I don’t need it 🤔

I’ve gotten so much done with the socials outages cleaned my whole house, and fed these dudes bugs! Maybe I don’t need it 🤔
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[1/2]So eBay Ask eBay are basically stealing my money, permanently suspended my acct, and now I have no PS5 or $. How Can my funds be available for deposit, but you won’t deposit them for another 72 days?!? (It keeps changing too). The Verge

[1/2]So <a href="/eBay/">eBay</a> <a href="/AskeBay/">Ask eBay</a> are basically stealing my money, permanently suspended my acct, and now I have no PS5 or $. How Can my funds be available for deposit, but you won’t deposit them for another 72 days?!? (It keeps changing too). <a href="/TheVerge/">The Verge</a>
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If Ask eBay eBay suspends ur account permanently they lie to you for several month while keeping ur $. Then when you complain to state authorities, they push out the hold to 180 days and then “send” YOUR $ to the state then have to go through that long process w/them The Verge

If <a href="/AskeBay/">Ask eBay</a> <a href="/eBay/">eBay</a> suspends ur account permanently they lie to you for several month while keeping ur $. Then when you complain to state authorities, they push out the hold to 180 days and then “send” YOUR $ to the state then have to go through that long process w/them <a href="/verge/">The Verge</a>
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I really wish people would stop msging me about wanting and/or needing my Twitter handle. Almost at “car warranty” call levels here, guys. Come on now.