Don't let Godot see me making coffee.

For what it's worth, he finds shouting in the mirror quite therapeutic. The nights he's spent yelling "Objection!" in various ways...

Polishing his attorney's badge.

Perfect! Wearing it proudly on his lapel now.

ouch

Coffee... it's black today... Like... the night sky... or something. Ugh. I'm no good at this.

Maya did a runner when I asked her to hoover up. Again.

So will this Phoenix take flight?

Uh, well it technically is almost Christmas...

... Maybe today I'll read one of those law books... ... Or maybe... Tomorrow...

I was never any good at this "baking" thing.

Your Honour, that is so not skibidi.

Phoenix Wright ⠀ ⠀╱⠀i could do it rn ⠀

All it takes is one slip of his hand - and the carefully stacked tower of documents he was clutching to his chest go tumbling to the floor.

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(Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. Well done, Phoenix. Gold star.) He clambers to help pick them up, smiling gratefully as he takes the remainder of the documents from her. "Thanks. That'll teach me to watch where I'm going."

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