The genius of the exploding pagers is that now, when Hezbollah invades Israel, half of them will be blind and missing fingers because they hurried to read the page, and the other half will be limping and singing soprano because they didn't hurry to read the page.

No member of hezbollah can look at a TV or computer screen or even a toaster without wondering if it is about to receive a command to explode on him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Second Wave of Thousands of Hezbollah Explosions! This time, it was their walkie-talkies. Brilliant! dailywire.com/news/israel-de…

I hear you can get some smoking deals on electronics at the Damascus Facebook Marketplace.

Imagine how nervous anyone in hezbollah with a pacemaker is right now.

Now home solar systems are exploding in Lebanon! If true, this is one of the most brilliant campaigns in the history of intelligence/sabotage in history! thegatewaypundit.com/2024/09/develo…

We have learned that the Israelis intercepted a bulk shipment of pagers headed for hezzbolah, and inserted the explosives. That means that hezzbolah members likely jockeyed to be the recipients of these status symbols of organizational importance. That makes me smile.

Will today be the day we learn of remotely detonated caskets in Lebanon?

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I hate this part of election season. Only retards haven't made up their minds, so all of the advertising is making retarded claims and arguments.

While my 82 year old mother was locked in her assisted living room alone and on hospice, the lead adviser of NYC's Covid-19 response was attending sex parties. I hope to be stuck on an elevator with him one day to discuss this with him. nypost.com/2024/09/19/us-…

When I’m no longer funny.

The EU does not want an army "to fight Russia." The EU wants an army to prevent any more countries from leaving the EU. breitbart.com/europe/2024/09…

Muslims ruined the Paris of the Middle East. Now Muslims are ruining the Paris of France.

We need a massive billboard campaign in areas with high concentrations of illegals, with the boards saying in the native languages: It is a crime to vote if you are not a citizen. If you vote illegally, you will never be allowed to stay here.

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I bet the streaming of gay porn is way down in Lebanon, now that Hezbollah is afraid to use electronic devices.

Idiocracy has arrived. /