I feel targeted...

Even the lackluster plot of Superman Returns explains this explicitly through Lex Luthor. "No two objects can occupy the same space at the same time. The entire eastern seaboard will be under water!"

Immortality is the ultimate gamble, betting that life will be good enough that you'll never tire of it when I can't even go a year anymore without asking God why he won't just end it already. Nihilistic people make terrible immortals.

At best, corporate greed lying right to your face... At worst, corporate level Sweeney Todd...

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that Oblivion thinks BATTLE AXES are BLUNT weapons...

Aku is doing a real number on us these days. Samurai Jack, have you arrived at our "future" yet?!

That's like saying people would've liked Geoffrey Baratheon better if he was a girl...

Isn't the mascot of the entire franchise, one of the most popular and famous Pokémon of all time, a middle stage pokemon?

The dude lost his best hand for running his mouth and trying to manipulate his captors. I don't think Jamie can even beat Boromir!

Hmm...lots of magic power and the ability to manipulate fate...but this would be in a D&D universe, so I'd HAVE to prepare (possible OVERprepare) for EVERY outting where I lacked information. We're fighting WHAT now?! Time to hit up the library and do some research...

Be honest, we all did this.

There's a great "You're so fat" joke in there, somewhere.

"I wish to know all of such wishes that could be made...now, let's get some stuff taken care of!"

I didn't realize just holding a weapon in front of the camera for the epilogue of a trilogy made it worthy of appreciation. If it represented the character or they used it to do great things, maybe. But she built it and all she does with it is look at it? Real impressive.

"I'm trying to organize Gondor soldiers to repel the invasion that's currently sweeping through the city and I have to stop and ride all the way up here to stop you from burning yourself?! CAN YOU GET A GRIP!?!"

Even funnier is, no matter how badass Legolas is, Dobby would still kick his ass and he wouldn't even have to try.

And THAT'S what voting and "democracy" is like in this country...