Me: I need my AirPods because I can’t be alone with my thoughts Also me: *listens to sad songs so I am, in fact, alone with my thoughts*

Idk why but I hate seeing people post their BeReals on insta, Twitter etc. like if I wanted to see it I would’ve already added you on there.

They should have made more of these

Being home is wild cuz people will wear sweatpants to the bar

this was the OG mother of all AI generated music

My mom just asked if I bluff my way through work. Yes mom I work in sales ofc I do.

Woke up and chose violence (drinking a coke at 10am)

My neighbor is always singing literal opera at random times throughout the day and every time she starts I think I’m going crazy at first .

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

Me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

I knew better than to write off the chance of snow in Chicago as “impossible” after it was literally 80 on Saturday

Oh I’m confident in them

Maybe a lot of Post Malone’s songs sound the same, but they itch the right part of my brain every time

Pretty sure I’m the only person who caught that the demons name was spelled out in the background in The Nun II like they did in the conjuring movie.

Halloween 2023 #BB25

happy Easter

In honor of OJ Simpson dying, here’s one of my favorite 30 Rock scenes