i don’t care that he’s a multimillionaire athlete, the concept of someone throwing a party and barely anyone showing up will never fail to devastate me

Fair enough I suppose.

Coldest song on the tape.

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

He’s nice man

I’d like to say yes but I’m obsessed with a football team that’s spent the majority of my life committing war crimes on my mental health on a weekly basis so it’s actually probably healthier to think a guy in a Donald Duck costume is the real thing.

Joe Thuney has won a division title every year he’s been in the league. He’s on his 3rd team in year 9. Pretty damn impressive 😂😂

“Wake up, wake up, wake up…. It’s the first of the (and I cannot stress this enough) YEARRRRR!”

I’m really like that 🤷🏾‍♂️

for millions of years, Ducks have trusted Ponds ... but tonight they have been betrayed

How can you not be romantic about football.

The soon to be…. Las Vegas Athletics????

"Hit em Up" every time they get a fly ball out "My Ambitionz as a Slidah" when someone steals a base "California Glove" when they turn a double play "All Eyez on Me" when the relief pitcher walks from the bullpen “To Live And Die on 1st Base” wh they leave too many men on.

“Before The Answer was a 3, I was down a Georgetown with a Hoya chick, loyal chick.”

I bet they won’t get crunk

Looking back at Kobe Bryant's iconic 81-point game on 20th anniversary nba.com/news/kobe-brya…

Imma cry

I recently heard someone say: "The amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them." I can't see it any other way now.