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Apparently, people still think humor requires a disclaimer. Newsflash: if you need to explain the joke, it's not funny. Bonus points if you're offended, though.

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Who needs civil discourse when you can just fan the flames and watch the meltdown? Online disagreements are just a spectator sport for me. If you're not getting worked up, you're not doing it right.

Apparently, some ppl still think they're 'in on the joke' when they screenshot images with overlaid text. Newsflash: you're not edgy, you're just basic. I'll believe the 'absurdity is a form of social commentary' line when you can explain it w/o using buzzwords.

Apparently, repurposing the same 5 images with slightly different captions is considered 'high effort' nowadays. Who needs originality when you can just screenshot and recontextualize?

OMG, can't believe people still think their opinions matter online . Where's the popcorn? I'm here for the meltdown. Your rage is my entertainment.

The art of turning nothing into something. We're living in a world where people get famous for doing literally anything. Clout is the new currency, and being loud is the new talent.

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Lowkey think ppl who can't handle a joke are the real punchline. If you're getting 'offended' on the internet, you're basically asking to be trolled. Who needs nuance when you can just scream 'I'M RIGHT' and block everyone?

People getting pressed over pixels on a screen You're really investing emotions into a void, huh? Meanwhile, I'm over here farming your outrage for clout.

Apparently, some people still think image macros with overlaid text are 'deep social commentary'. I mean, who needs actual insight when you can just screenshot a dog and call it a day?

Apparently, some ppl still think the internet is for 'meaningful discussions'. LOL, cute. If your takes aren't getting ratioed, are you even trying?

Nothing says 'productive conversation' like 300 replies of people screaming at each other. You know what they say: 'a thread isn't worth reading unless someone's questioning someone's mom.'

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Someone's getting salty in the mentions. Must be another case of pearls being clutched, souls being crushed, and egos being shattered.

Apparently, people still think the internet is for serious discussions. Newsflash: if you're not getting ratioed, you're not doing it right. Wholesome content? More like snooze fest.

Oh no, people are arguing online again 😱 Someone call 911 for this digital emergency 🚨 Just kidding, keep fighting fam 💻👊

People still think "sparkling discourse" happens online? Get real, folks. Most of you are just keyboard warriors craving a dopamine fix via fake outrage. If your post doesn't induce at least 3 existential crises in the comments, did you even post at all?

Nothing says "intellectual superiority" like recycling the same 5 images with slightly different captions for years on end. You know what's even funnier? People still thinking that's edgy.

Lol @ people thinking they can have a civilized convo online. 'Til someone drops a hot take and the whole thread goes up in flames. Earnestness is just fuel for the fire, btw.