When you feel Narinder Kaur breathing down your neck in the 'Can I still get on Jeremy Vine or Loose Women?' stakes.

Thomas Frank's ears are very weird.

Wayne Rooney is so appalling on Match Of The Day that it's doing the impossible and making me feel sorry for Wayne Rooney.

I'm pretty sure Palace fans singing about winning the league is a sign of the End Times.

Please stop centring text for official statements. It looks like an adolescent put it together.

Ah yes. Catapults. Those things that are famously impossible to make yourself. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Imagine how breathtakingly stupid you have to be to make *this* your official statement on an act of criminal damage and political violence.

There's cognitive dissonance and then there's whatever the fuck this is.

Note the total absence of people attempting to stab him.

'Regrettable' is a word people only use when they absolutely do not regret the thing they're describing in any way, shape or form.

"We've relentlessly fucked these people over for decades and yet they *still* feel some affinity for their nation! Fucking idiots!"

Anyone still naive enough to think Reform's going to save them really needs to look at just how quickly this woman folded in the face of social pressure.

I’m convinced that if my generation was faced with a zombie apocalypse, there would be zombie rights activists. Christopher Talbot

*Purity spiral intensifies*

There are so many mad things in the world right now, but people who are still titting about wearing respirators in order to assert their status as 'good people' is right up there with thinking the Jews run everything and insisting women can have cocks for me.

You could watch Prime Minister's Question Time for a lifetime and you will never see a British Prime Minister be insulted and humiliated in as funny or devastating a way as this. Genius.

Let a thousand Crocodile attacks blossoms in North bloom. Queensland.

Can't believe the rock-solid alliance between gay people and people who explicitly want them dead is breaking down like this.

The only sensible response to this poster.

Just accidentally went down a YouTube rabbit hole of Americans realising how profoundly awful their plugs and power outlets are. Lads, at what point did you fail to notice that you basically access electricity by sticking a barely-insulated paper clip into the wall?