the most my age girl ever made

also I wanna meet the 28 people who listened to the funny French mushroom song *more* than me

no tgirl, put away that black lipstick no one has to get hurt

this is just how trans women talk when they're not on ambien and completely sober

dating a g19x girl is wild

they should invent a man, that I’m attracted to, that isn’t married and my coworker

Yes.

who wants to do this to me

first half of 2025: this is the year I focus on making platonic friends and casual relationships second half of 2025: immediate uhauling

me after i make her squirt

5 Spinerock Tyrants, 2 Blood Crypts and 2 Hallowed Fountains but zero Morcant :’(

this would work on me btw

valentines with a gf who has a big girl job is wild

why are frenulum piercings so hot??

Weekend morning

clocked

getting microchipped 🫠

telling all the chasers at work it's my birthday so they'll tip better

bday spanks 💖