It's been a long time Mudiji gave Monkey Bath. When is the next one?

Everyone’s an oil club until a real oil club walks in the room 😭

Mother Sloth bear protecting its cub from a huge Bengal tiger

Life before LinkedIn

Any footballers give a fuck?

Some dude plays good chess so we should call quacks doctors?

Where Samay Raina tells wife of Vidit Gujrathi who is a Homeopathy Doctor that she will never be a real Doctor and he finds it funny

Today, 5th of July, is the 26th anniversary of Captain Karnal Sher Khan Shaheed. They talk about “Accountability” and “Public Interest”, but here’s the real story of how Pakistan disowned its own soldiers who died defending this country but were honored by the enemy:

I’m starting to think Batistuta, Strootman and Sneijder will get to United before Mbeumo.

BADSHAH Aaj badshah ne 2 badaam jyada khaye hain 💪

This is how white people tell history.

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid & the worst era to be an adult.

Soon.

kira 👾 Also, If you leave it for 30 days and than chew on the aluminum foil, you will absorb the wifi signal and be able to host your own wifi signal

Five hours and still raining. Water level rising in the yard. I hope the timber market delivers the planks I ordered. Got to start building the boat sometime soon.

other dads:

Mohammed Zubair Lagegi aag toh aayegi Scorpio bhi zadd mein, yahan pe sirf Alto walon ka remand thodi hai