I think Microsoft knows too much

Yesterday I was trying to work out how to change a daylight running bulb on Skoda Yeti, therefore missed yesterday's edition of BBC Scotland Comedy 'Breaking The News'. However, it is here on BBC Sounds With jape from Simon Paul Miller and I bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

The winner of the BCG Pro Talent Awards Writing 2022 is Keir MacKenzie. Rachel E Thorn, Mikey Jackson, Katy Swainston, Trevor Rudge & Simon Paul Miller are the runners-up. Dan Payne is the winner in the Starter category. Congrats to all. bit.ly/3FXGcbJ

FFS! Fury at Priti Patel's Christmas card showing her as a fairy magicking up Rwanda deportations LBC lbc.co.uk/news/priti-pat…

2026 World Cup format could learn a lot from this.

Bonehenge

"I warn you not to be young." "I warn you not to fall ill." "I warn you not to grow old." In 1983 Neil Kinnock warned Britain of the dangers of Tory government. 40 years later, every single thing he warned of has come true.

Look what my talented mate Brad Holcombe has made.

A damning analysis from #ChatGPT

At least #ChatGPT can't replace us comedy writers ....yet

It's only taken me 40 years to realise the similarity between the cover of Robert Plant Principle of Moments and the artwork of Nick Drake's Five Leaves Left.

#MATCHDAYGUINNESS

I thought it said Jay Leno... disappointed bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

Great live stream of todays game between Canterbury RFC and Esher Rugby. Good to see an hear you #Clemmy, doing a great job. cantrugby-live.uk/?mc_cid=6ccf6f…

Well that's a unique programme description BBC Radio 4 #JAM

#GeneralElection

Every two years I like to repost my finest Video editing creation. #Euro2024 #southgate #ItsComingHome #EnglandEuro2024 youtube.com/watch?v=WVroxS…

Whether it be liquid or small with hard lumps Or sausage-like, perhaps smooth, or with bumps In a Microsoft spreadsheet, I record without fail My faecal consistency using the Bristol Stool Scale #ToiletPoet Who Gives A Crap

Well this rarely happens #FantasyFootball

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