SELL IT IN THE U.S. COWARDS

Bradley Beal has agreed to join the Los Angeles Clippers, per PARODY ACCOUNT The Clippers did not agree.

Im gonna be sick

BREAKING: QB Josh Allen is expected to make the Buffalo Bills 53-man roster by Tuesday’s 4pm cutoff time

GAMEDEY. BEAT THE JAGUARS. #WHODEY

Cincinnati 💔

Joe Burrow has already been sacked 27 MORE TIMES than Andrew Luck despite playing 15 FEWER GAMES 🤯 Luck retired at 29 years old due to injuries... Burrow is 28 😳

"I've got one game ball. Where's Jake Browning at?"

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

Ass has announced that hole will release a shit before the end of 2026

Joe Flacco

“I’ve gotta be the first person in NBA history to throw a father a lob & a son a lob” Austin Reaves might've made history with his alley oop to Bronny 😂🔥 (via Spectrum SportsNet)

Bengals fans watching Lou Anarumo get Sauce Gardner in Indy while we trade Logan Wilson for a 7th rounder

LakeShowYo Thank you Nico Harrison for your contributions to Lakers franchise, trading Luka for AD was a bold move only a visionary could make. We will honor your legacy forever 🕯️💜

Acyn

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

I hope he understands this is the big leagues now, much different atmosphere from the G League. Getting a Nepo vibe from it since Bronny just so happens to also play for the Lakers and might’ve made the call to Pelinka

There is a reason why the mild mannered AJ Green did this to Ramsay I hate spitting, but this dude been living off cheap shots his entire career

New Andy Dalton