How do I short myself

“wtf was i about to google?”

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

The emergence of “slop” was foretold as soon as we started consuming content via “the feed”

At a rally in Saginaw, Michigan, 2000 Presidential candidate George W. Bush tells a crowd “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

not sure why I’m here, but… here’s a score dump like old times

Men in your 30s, be careful out there - someone is trying to human traffic us

This is what it’s like to still be on here

I think about "this shit look like bakersfield" sooooo often

saddam has hella big shoes

X (formerly Twitter) user peepeepoopoo is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in finding a wife and various goods and services needed for self-improvement, per Bloomberg.

They warned us that if Mamdani won, the government would try to seize the means of production, and here we are.

places online are now the equivalent of the avant garde coffee houses from the 1800s and early 1900s where a variety of men often spent a perplexing amount of time, either doing literally nothing or work of world historical importance

If the Burger King took a bite of what is being served at his restaurants he would be even more disgusted than we are. But his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him.

My dad is an economist. On the highway he will never change lanes no matter how much faster the other lane is moving, insisting that the drivers in front of him have already exploited any possible speed arbitrage opportunities.

I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years nytimes.com/athletic/68031…

need a hallmark movie about a greedy self interested farmer who won't provide an easement for transmission lines and causes the neighboring town's utility costs to skyrocket, meaning poor parents can't afford presents

Oh I am allowed to have this, its my emotional support Diet Coke

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

Everything happens so much