PSA

My first beer at a bar has to be an IPA, have to get the train chuggin

Got my $5 Costco rotisserie last night and I question if there’s a better deal anywhere in life

We’re not the same buddy, you wear a helmet on the peloton

I type alt 0151 upwards of 3x/ day

Real ball knowers only club

The name Dawn is a sideways step away from Karen

Playoff berth doesn’t warrant a champagne pop. Clinching divisions does

Lane kiffin is the modern day Leonardo DiCaprio

Sea salt on a choco chip cookie hits different

Costco got the best of me this evening

LXXII Golf coming to a Fubo near you

Does this warrant a fore call?

Throw that sharpie away, it’s lost its edge

Why do people slot a credit card into their wallet upside down? Totally understand theres no functional relevance but everyone should have some form of OCD right?

2026: drink more wine, drink less tequila (metaphor)

Small adjustments matter. Try adding a chopped up date, avocado, & goat cheese to a salad and tell me small adjustments don’t matter

Who have I become?

What’s the male equivalent of the Rhode lip thing phone case?

“2026, everybody relax, this one’s my year”